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Microsoft's Slogan Used To Be "Microsoft - Making It All Make Sense.
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Shlomi Fish
Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense."
Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. Ours."
Shlomi Fish
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