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Linus Torvalds: "95% Of Programmers Consider Themselves In The Top 5%".
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Linus Torvalds: "95% of Programmers consider themselves in the top 5%".
Shlomi Fish' Corollary: "95% of Programmers consider 95% of the code they
did not write, in the bottom 5%."
Related:
You Might be a Microsoft Employee If... 1. When a Microsoft program crashes for the millionth time, you say "Oh, well!
and reboot without any negative thoughts 2. The Windows 95 startup screen (the clouds) makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside 3....
Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.
Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror.
Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all, and take what they get.
Windows 95 undocumented "feature
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.