<rindolf> sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
<rindolf> It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!
<Botje> rindolf: newline prices went up again
<rindolf> Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market
<dabreegster> Botje: again? drat.
* Botje reports rindolf to the newline police
<dabreegster> Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to
pirate newlines.
<rindolf> Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try.
<dabreegster> Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from
patents! They want to rid the market!
* cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury
<rindolf> I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions
off newlines.
<dabreegster> rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n
<Botje> I already stockpiled millions of newlines
<dabreegster> Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown
<dabreegster> Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha!
-- Did anybody see my newline at Freenode's #perl channel.
