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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Surrealism: Fish!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Waitress: You want fries with that shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
  If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Procrastinationism: I'll take care of this shit .
  .. tomorrow....