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• Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative." -- Peter da Silva
• Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
• Quote #659 It almost seems as if Microsoft .NET doesn't fill a single customer need, it only fills Microsoft's need to find something for 10,000 programmers to do for the next 10 years.
  We all know it's been a long time since they've thought of a new word processing feature that anybody needs, so what else are all those programmers going to do?...
• ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
• ADA: Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
• pungle n. [Durham, UK; portmanteau, spangle + bungle] A spangle of no actual usefulness.
  Example: Roger the Bent Paperclip in Microsoft Word '98....
• ADA: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....