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Shlomi Fish
Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also
liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Shlomi Fish
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Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
Likewise." Added the interviewer and said: "Your answers were also very .
.. unusual." "Although this description cannot testify on their quality, I take it as a compliment....
The government of the Supporter will finance your travel, and you will be able to leave tomorrow morning.
We would like to inform you of the following fac...
Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
"Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
(sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
And what is the nature of those activists: Socialists?
Communists? Liberals? ... " "Let's say for simplicity that they are people of my intellect, only that as opposed to me they are sane....
Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....