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THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF05

Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President??
Homer: Wow! You made the front page! Bart: Aw, Dad, it's just a popularity contest?
Homer: JUST a popularity contest? Excuse me....
Ignorance is no excuse.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse!
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. -- Vice President Dan Quayle

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