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I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F05

I can wear my shirts as pants.
Pardon me while I fold my pants.
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson New Kid on the Block...
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not spank others.
I will not teach others to fly.

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