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I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF14
Related:
Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by.
--Preston Sturges, Epitaph...
AEE: Absolve Engineering Erro
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I know human beings. They're all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness.
They can't wait to absolve...almost any offense. It's an inherent weakness in the breed....
Come on! They're your sins. Live with 'em. I do. -- Keifer Southerland, Flatline
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I cannot perform that action for you.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: "His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.
-- Hilaire Belloc...