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I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF19
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I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
Columbus did not seek a new route to the Indies in response to a majority directive.
-- Milton Friedman (1912-__) U.S. economist; Nobel Prize for Economics [1976]...
Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
Marge: "101 Frozen Pops." [turns the page] A Nobel Prize Winner!
An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the Sweathogs....