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I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F05
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I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not spank others.
I will not trade pants with others.
All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
-- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
I wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, they taste terrible.
In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.
We lived at the junction of great trout rivers in western Montana, and our father was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and taught others....