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• I win!" by U. Lose
• Winners never quit and quitters never win.
• Heads I win... DITTO tails.
• I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
• Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
• If I can't win, I don't want to play.
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...