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FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F20
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One of these days now, just you wait and see!
Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days)
Congress, our leaders, voted against a proposal to have a national seven-day waiting period to buy a gun.
I don't want to sound like a Quaker, but when you think about it, is a week a long time to wait?...
Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...
If you wait long enough, everything will come to you. It's called hash.
Ray-tracing: What you see is based on how long you wait.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?
Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. -- And he's been working there five days, right?...
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. -- Jim Carrey in Ace Venture: Pet Detective