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BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.
Neither a panhandler nor a Laplander be.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.
Messengers should neither be headed nor hanged. -- Proverb
Neither a burrower nor a lentil bee. -- Wm. Snakespeare
Neither an Optimist nor a Pessimist-- Only a Realist.

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