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I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F05

All things are green unless they are not.
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I never drink unless I'm alone or with him.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae We
'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." -- Mae We

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