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I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F03
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
No one consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter....
In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made.
No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter....
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life.
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin -- real life.
But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid....
Slippin' and slidin' my whole life through, but I get everything done that I got to do.
.. -- Lucky Seven Sampson, from Multiplication Rock...
You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....