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• Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
  Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres!...
• Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr.
  Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the baby....
• Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
  Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
  -- Homer Simpson Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)...
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
  Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era
  an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies....