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• I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. -- "Homerpalooza...
• Abe: I used to be `with it.' But then they changed what `it' was.
  Now what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary to me....
• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
  Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• I used to worry about what life was for - now being alive seems sufficient reason. -- Joanna Field
• Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
  Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.
• I before E except after C. What a weird society!