Related:

• You there, eating the paste. -- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class, "Marge vs.
  he Monorail...
• Lanley: Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
  Man: I am. And she is. -- Why they're still writing for the Springfield Shopper, "Marge vs....
• True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
  -- A difficult question on the MCATs (Monorail Conductors Aptitude Test), "Marge vs....
• MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
  he Monorail...
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
• Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
  Shelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins. Jebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville?...
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....