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• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  I don't, she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• The god you don't believe in, I don't believe in either.
• I believe in god, I just don't like him.
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.