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• Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.
• Electrical light has no influence on nightrest, functions of hart, liver, lungs of brains.
  Electrical light is clean, does not smell and is very silent....
• We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
• How many electrical engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part....
• A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
• How many emergency room technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room....
• You are in a very, *very* strange room. The whole atmosphere seems to be be crawling with a powerful force.
  At the north end of the room a fiercely fiercely bright light can be seen....
• How many drunk Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin....
• A massive stone tablet imbedded in the wall reads: Congratulations on bringing light into the dark-room!