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• Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Alliance, n: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot safely plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• MARRIAGE: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love.
  In short, committment to an institution....
• Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Member of the International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
• Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...