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• Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Light is useless without a dark to stick it in!
• How many marginals -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in real good, and one to call the proctologist....
• Dave Sim appears in dark glasses and talks like he's been up for three days doing God knows what, which is kind of how you like to think of Dave Sim.
  -- Rob Rodi...
• To see the light, you have to be in the dark. -- The SpamPope