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• Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
• Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney!
• Mr. Watson, come here, I want you. -- Alexander Graham Bell
• We ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
• So little done, so much to do. -- Alexander Graham Bell (last words)
• Mr. Burns always answers the phone by saying, "Hoy Hoy!
  This is the word that Alexander Graham Bell suggested that we all say when we answer the phone....