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• Labor, n: One of the processes whereby A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• KLEPTOMANIAC: A rich thief.
• Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
  Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
• Kleptomaniac, n.: A rich thief. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary