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• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
• I brought my wife with me to Las Vegas. You know how you pack a lot of things you don't need.
  -- Dave Barry (stand-up comic of the 1960s)...
• If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
• You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
  "Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
• Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans (Submitted by Dave Finton)
  # pwd Know you not where you are. Show you I shall....
• Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
  She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• My preferred programing language is solder, but I do the re-writes in VHDL. -- Dave Spring