Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Keep the world beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
I can resist anything but temptation.
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. Xerox never comes up with anything original....
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Remember now, no more jokes about eununchs.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

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