Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
Forgetting your superuser password is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Salvador Hardi
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the su
here's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3....
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.

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