Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara...
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twai...
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.

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