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• In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." Charles, Count Talleyrand
• Such a good friend that she will throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.
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• Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.
  -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand...
• The well bred man with couth always steps on his cigarette, in order to avoid having it burn a hole in the carpet.
• Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses one.
  -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord...
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• Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. --Charles Osgood
• Being good at being stupid doesn't count.