Some Civilian Workers Got In Among The Research Patients Today And Became So Hysterical I Felt Compelled To Have Them Nerve Stapled.

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Some civilian workers got in among the research patients today and
became so hysterical I felt compelled to have them nerve stapled.
The consequence, of course, will be another public relations nightmare,
but I was severely shaken by the extent of their revulsion towards a
project so vital to our survival.

-- CEO Nwabudike Morgan,
The Personal Diaries

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