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Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff.
You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets....
Men in their arrogance claim to understand the nature of creation, and devise elaborate theories to describe its behavior.
But always they discover in the end that God was quite a bit more clever tha...
Energy is the currency of the future.
-- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, "The Centauri Monopoly...
Abort, Retry, Fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room.
And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge orga...
We have reached an informational threshold which can only be crossed by harnessing the speed of light directly.
The quickest computations require the fastest possible particles moving along the shorte...
Already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these .
. . things . . . these lumps of silver and paste we call nanorobots. And now we propose to teach ...
Remember, genes are NOT blueprints. This means you can't, for example, insert "the genes for an elephant's trunk" into a giraffe and get a giraffe with a trunk.
There -are- no genes for trunks. What y...
The fungus has been Planet's dominant lifeform since about the time of the Lower Paleozoic on Earth.
The Academician's private residences shall remain off-limits to the Genetic Inspectors.
I have often been asked: if we have traveled between the stars, why can we not launch the simplest of orbital probes?
These fools fail to understand the difficulty of finding the appropriate material...
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