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Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children; It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orbe
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Butto
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
Raise your IQ - Eat Mensans.
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumkes (1983)
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumke
All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
"All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
LISTEN to your children.
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.