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Wiggum: Oh, No! They're Headed Right For The Grand Chasm!
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Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!
Homer: Oh my God! They're going to drive right into it just to teach
us men a lesson. And it's all my fault!
-- A heavy burden, "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location? Wiggum...
Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
Man: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off.
[brandishes a buzzsaw] Homer: [plaintive] They'll grow back, right?...
Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
.. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...