Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school, will read the same passage I just read. I
noticed a few of you weren't paying attention.
Bart: [groans] Oh...
[Jessica walks up; a heavenly light shines upon her]
Bart: [gasps] Wow! There _is_ a God!
[the light comes from a lighthouse outside]
Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed
out to sea.
McAllister: Arr, shut up! I know what I'm doing.
[a boat crashes in the distance]
Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
-- Blanket statements, "Bart's Girlfriend"
