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• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
• Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep. Jessica: Bart, you can't trust your perception at this altitude.
  [pushes him] -- The children go skateboarding, "Bart's Girlfriend...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
  [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
  That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....
• Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
  From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...