Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All
that unnecessary behaving...[smears dirt on himself] I'm all
tense through the chestal area! I need relief.
[sees "Scotchtoberfest" sign and Willy playing the bagpipes]
Willy: Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned
a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to
blind your opponent with luxury.
[Bart ties balloons to his kilt; it lifts to reveal his shame]
Willy: [seeing people look away] Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave
me, you puritan pukes!
-- Bart lets loose, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! [raises a huge
bone of meat]
[Bart gasps]
[tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his
guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
