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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: _That's_ the collection money! Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah, smells like church.
  Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
  That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....
• Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
  From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
  What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....