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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here.
  And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
  And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
  I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew!...
• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Homer: OK, hotshots, now that my daughter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.
  Lisa: [embarrassed] Please, Dad, I'll be fine Home...