Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by
their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here's your host, Gentle
Ben.
[a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out]
Woman 1: I just have one thing to say: let's have less Homer Simpson
and more money for public schools.
[smattering of applause; Ben growls]
Woman 2: Ben, I have a question --
[Ben runs over to tables piled with food]
Man: No, Ben, no!
[Ben swats him away; men shoot tranquilizers into him]
-- Nightmare daytime talk shows, "Homer Bad Man"
