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• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
• Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey? Home
  Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth... Marge...
• Mmm... Chocolate... Ooooh, double chocolate... Gasp!
  New flavor! Triple chocolate! -- Homer buys ice cream, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...