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• Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults.
  Milhouse? Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem....
• Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
  Nelson: I heard a witch lives there. Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama.
  I'll create a diversion and you make the switch....
• Homer: [looking at Kama Sutra] Hey Marge! This guy looks like Apu.
  Marge: Shh. I don't want people to see us looking at these books....
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
  Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is....