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• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Marge: Homer! Are you all right? Homer: [meekly] No.
  Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night....
• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour.
  Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me....
• Ooh, he's going to win! -- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney, "Marge in Chai
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...