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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
  Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....
• Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
  Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...