Marge: [weeping] My Father Was A Stewardess! Zweig

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Marge: [weeping] My father was a stewardess!
Zweig: Marge, there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Today, male flight
attendants or "stewards" are common.
Marge: They are?
Zweig: Yes, thanks to trailblazers like your father. You might say he
was a pioneer.
Marge: Yeah...you might even say he was an American hero.
Zweig: Let's not go nuts.
-- Too late, "Fear of Flying"

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