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• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
  -- Homer Simpson Team Home...
• Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
  It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
• Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.
  [Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way] [everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!...
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....