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• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
  a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....