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• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
  Krusty: No can do. [lights a cigarette with an original Superman comic] Bill...
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...