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• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....