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• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
  Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa...
• Aide: Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
  Bart: [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?...
• Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
  Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...
• Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
  Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock!...
• Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
  With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• An employee in the American Embassy in Australia, showing the Simpsons their bathroom
  To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way....
• Bart: I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere.
  [tries another number] [a phone rings in a car in a foreign country] Adolf...